Things To Do At WalMart While Your Friends or Family Take Their Own Sweet Time

Rated PG-13

• Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
• Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
• Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
• Put some M&M's on lay away.
• Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
• Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
• When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
• Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
• Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
• While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
• In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
• Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
• When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
• Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

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Disclaimer: Please do not attempt these pranks without first gaining official permission from the WalMart Manager.