Top 45 Oxymorons:

• 45. Act naturally
• 44. Found missing
• 43. Resident alien
• 42. Advanced BASIC
• 41. Genuine imitation
• 40. Airline Food
• 39. Good grief
• 38. Same difference
• 37. Almost exactly
• 36. Government organization
• 35. Sanitary landfill
• 34. Alone together
• 33. Legally drunk
• 32. Silent scream
• 31. Living dead
• 30. Small crowd
• 29. Business ethics
• 28. Soft rock
• 27. Butt Head
• 26. Military Intelligence
• 25. Software documentation
• 24. New classic
• 23. Sweet sorrow
• 22. Childproof
• 21. "Now, then ..."
• 20. Synthetic natural gas
• 19. Passive aggression
• 18. Taped live
• 17. Clearly misunderstood
• 16. Peace force
• 15. Extinct Life
• 14. Temporary tax increase
• 13. Computer jock
• 12. Plastic glasses
• 11. Terribly pleased
• 10. Computer security
• 9. Political science
• 8. Tight slacks
• 7. Definite maybe
• 6. Pretty ugly
• 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
• 4. Diet ice cream
• 3. Working vacation
• 2. Exact estimate
• . . . and the #1 oxymoron of all time . . .
• 1. Microsoft Works