Real Bumper Stickers

• Keep honking...I'm reloading.
• IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• All generalizations are false.
• I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• Rehab is for quitters.
• Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
• Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
• I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
• Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
• Ever stop to think and forget to start again?