You Know You Work In The 21st Century If ......

• You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different organizations.
• Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
• You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
• You learn about your layoff on the news.
• Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
• Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
• Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
• It's dark when you drive to and from work.
• Communication is something your section is having problems with.
• You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.
• Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
• Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
• You're already late on the work task you just got.
• You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!
• Your supervisors' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes", "in your spare time", "when you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
• Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get every January.
• Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
• You read this entire list and understood it.